Massey Hall

I’ll wave at you every day. He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. This is where I thrash. Buns…sen. I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. Tina reached towards Jimmy Junior’s butt: ‚Your lips say no but your butt says yes.‘ There’s someone behind the milk. Maybe it’s the dairy fairy. Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. I need to find a boy with a turtle bite on his finger.

A pants-off. For me? It’s a mating list for when the world ends. Can I get your email? Detention is no big deal. Don’t have a crap attack. Detention is no big deal. Don’t have a crap attack. This is like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo. You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family.

It’s a mating list for when the world ends. Can I get your email? Explore the morgue? Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have. Follow me fellas…Lets go somewhere where the sixteen of us can be alone. Follow me fellas…Lets go somewhere where the sixteen of us can be alone. I want a dry erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.

I’ll wave at you every day. It’s an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote. I hope you like it, because you’re all in it. It’s called ‚Buttloose.‘ There’s someone behind the milk. Maybe it’s the dairy fairy. Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did. Put it on a t-shirt, Jimmy Jr, I don’t want to hear it. My crotch is itchy.

He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. This is where I thrash. Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. Sometimes with Jimmy Jr, I don’t know what to say. But now I don’t know what not to say and it’s like okay guys, who can get to my mouth first? Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have.

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